Girl Language, With Guys too

If I dont call you
[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ]
or
[you really don't care]

When I walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ]
or
[you're really mad and don't wanna see me no more]

When I stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]
or
[yap...she definitely wants me, unless there's food on my lips]

When I push you or hit you
[ Grab me and dont let go ]
or
[go away you little bastard and leave me alone]

When I start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ]
or
[same feeling, different wording...f**k off!!]

When I'm quiet
[ Ask me whats wrong ]
or
[you might be thinking of some other guys]

When I ignore you
[ Give me your attention ]
or
[you really are thinking of some other guys]

When I pull away
[ Pull me back ]
or
[she doesn't love me no more]

When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me im beautiful ]
or
[there you go...take it or leave it]

When you see me start crying
[ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ]
or
[is it real? or fake?]

When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ]
or
[what? u want me to sneak up and hug your waist from behind?]

When I'm scared
[ Protect me ]
or
[scared of me?]

When I lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]
or
[you're sleepy, aren't u?]

When I tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]
or
[does she do this to every guy?]

When I dont answer for a long time
[ reassure me that everything is okay ]
or
[she doesn't care about me no more]

When I look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
or
[get ready for a big fight boys!]

When I say that i like you
[ I really do more than you could understand ]
or
[do you really?]

When I grab your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ]
or
[I guess she really likes me, what else is she gonna grab next time?]

When I bump into you
[ bump into me back and make me laugh ]
or
[what?? now you're trying to show that you're stronger than me??]

When I tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]
or
[do you want me to listen or to actually say something?]

When I look at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until i do ]
or
[ok, now what do you want? pearl necklace?]

When I miss you
[ im hurting inside ]
or
[ahh...yo u might only need a ride somewhere]

When you break my heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
or
[yeah right!]

W hen I say its over
[ I still want you to be mine ]
or
[astalavista baby!]

When I repost this article
[ i want you to read it ]
or
[you don't really care, do you?]